Sunday, May 20, 2007
hey guys sorry for not blogging. been lazy plus busy at the same time.
finally back from my camps spastic exercise, ex silver creed. what a retarded name. anw its been a gruelling 24+hrs ? didnt sleep at all through of last night. crap. both days of the weekend burned just like that. came back to camp on saturday at 9am to do lots of misc. crap. what a load of shit SAF is. i even had to stand in as the ops parade mc when the guy whom supposed to do the job said he wasnt confident. in the end i had to put a retarded front and speak like an absolute baffoon because the script they gave me was totally incoherent, grammatically flawed, and hopeless. to think a signal storeman could have so many other job scopes related to it. i feel more like an underpaid bungla. no offence but i feel overworked and underpaid. even the 100 bucks that good ol mr lee is giving to us is just crap. i bet u in a few yrs time GST prices are gonna hike once more. so ya thanks singapore for EVERYTHING! for making NS WHEN THE ENEMY JUST HAS TO NUKE US AND ITS OVER, OR JUST NUKE THE CAUSEWAY AND WE"LL BE SO THIRSTY EVEN NEWATER WONT BE ENOUGH K.
being awake too long takes its toll on everybody, including my superiors. my csm went through the night getter weirder and more perverted and just plain crazy. he suddenly asked me some stupid things. heres the conversation. (exact word for word lol)
time - 2.40am
csm : eh clement ( he keeps calling me wrong names ) u got watch b4 this show : Hold My Gun And Call Me Ringo ? power show la dae ( he's indian thus the slang ) .
me : no la chek. what kind of cock show is that, sounds damn old and very retroretro lleh.
csm : ya da its popular show in da 70s. u noe VHS ? i watch on that. popular like now the fucking pirated dvd. uncle last time sell VHS.
me : oh ya la. tape la. so whats the show about ?
csm : porn loh power lah. i remember suddenly, all acted by da black people, angmoh black not my black. then the girl backside ( this part is censored okay sorry kids) *starts to smack his lips, rub his moustache and eyes start to glaze*
me : ... why suddenly talk about this?
csm : duno.
me : *awkward silence that penetrates through the walls of the buildings and kills all cockroaches in vicinity*
time - 3.00am
csm: eh u noe da, i think i shld work national geographic.
me : why sia.
csm: rename the country name la. name after what the people is about, better like this. people travel got basic idea of there the culture. *smurks for using culture in the correct context*
me: er okay... soo any examples?
csm: no la dae.. im saying true. america shld be rename fatty land. everyday eat chips and macs get fucking fat. occupy one sbs double decker. all eat like pig, bad for health. tsktsktsk. den pakistan should be named pukistunts. dere all prostitute la den do karma sutra alot HAHAHA.
me: .......................okay. eh chek i going to call macs delivery leh with the rest of the guys, so gotta go guardroom go collect k. cya.
csm: wait la dae help me order chips. come give u money...
WAHLAO EH WTF. mad man on the loose.
