Monday, October 10, 2005
A Tribute to a farnie blooger, Rockson.
(this is in no way a form of dissing, but because i love his style of writing so much. haha!)
KNN! today. sibeh lanchieow man, the weather very hot. like angmoh like to say, weather blissttering and dry.
anyway, i in class very hot, sweaty like those babe on beach. read the econ notes, try to corncentrate also cant. so sit near fan, hope wind can cool me down, including my hammer, which suffering inside , scare it gets rusty. rusty cannot hit nails anymore! hahahaha! bcos no more hardness! hahaha! rockson one is call horse, cos he is zaikia, very macho. my one suey e eh abit, but still quite powerful.so call hammer. hahaha!
den i walk past my school, newstand. den saw my best buddy, Harry.
Harry say: " wah Johnny, see the paper today! more blogger kena kan. " he like call me Johnny, cos sound like my real name.. he lazy prononce thats all.
I say, wah, i heard before. last time, got this blogger rockson, he very farny. use knnb ccb lan chieow lam pah scold vulgar freely! he always tok about gahmen and how they also play backside and rub side ways and round and round.
then Harry hear already, get hot. not hot, but angry hot. he say " no lah you puah siu kia. blogger is the racist one, anyhow scold mother scold father of other races. where got such blogger like rockson ? so hiong. "
i quickly apologise, because Harry is quite anti racist. so then later i flip the paper, see got one girl report them. then i a bit irritated. wah harry u see. this person here so garang. report people! chaochee bye! confirm is those surf net spec thick until become microscope those kind. i most hate this humji paotoh kia. then Harry quickly change mood. he softly whisper, say cannot anyhow say this kind of thing anymore. gahmen got big eye and big ear. can hear everything we people of Singapore say or do. so then later i also whisper to him , say : " okay okay. anyway racist must be shot. singapore so harmony together. but wah so unfair, kena paotoh. wah now blogger so fast caught. next time kids will not go block catching, but go blog catching. hahaha! " Harry also luagh. he say now blog must tame down.
then i say okay, and wave byebye to him. now reach home, think those blogger unwise. haiyo. okay now very tired. shall go nap, let my hammer rest. so next time can hammer nails properly. hahahaha!
